MotherBraggers

This was edited only to spare you the entire two pages of single-spaced shameless drivel:

Hello our dear friends! I could write for days and days, but nobody wants that so here you go, simple and sweet…
We are so proud of Amanda, her academic accomplishments, her incredible happy personality. She lights up any place her big smile enters! She attends the big Outdoor Retailer show with us every August in Salt Lake City and I guarantee you the interest in our booth triples when she is there.
Liz is at Penn State. If I had her brains I would be a zillionaire. She is so pretty and has a great sense of humor, but most of all she is a friend magnet. People love her and we love her friends. She breezes through her accelerated classes like I ski powder. Her eyes melt my heart, she is so stunning.
Sally is without a doubt the best athlete in the family, had a great year in sports. Field hockey ‘most improved player’ and track she went to state! I cannot wait to ski with her in Aspen this year, last time I was blown away how little she skis and how awesome she is. Sally is so darn beautiful it is amazing.
And last but surely not least, is Rock…I could, and just might write a book on Rock, I think he is that cool. If Rock has his way he would have you doing things with him 18 hours a day, and I kid you not, Stratego or any games like that, pool, ping pong, cards, movies, video games, throwing any kind of balls, boomerangs, soft bullet guns, bb guns, any kind of shopping what so ever, skiing, ice skating, hiking, biking, golf, food of just about any kind, you name it, Rock loves it.
Business wise, the main thing I will say is we are truly blessed to have created, worked hard, and continue on with such a fantastic, interesting, totally fun, and full of so much opportunity it can be mind boggling business. Honestly, we have only just begun, the world is our oyster if we stay focused, grounded, (and humble!) and on track.
As for me, the Giant D… just loving life, keeping the dream alive and doing my thing on my bikes or skis every chance I can. There is so much going on with me I wouldn’t know where to begin.
We love all of you and ask you to pray for our armed forces safety, and thank every one of them for allowing us to live our lives the way we do.

Now, can you say “irony” even though you’ve thrown up in your mouth a little?